i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
has anyone even noticed that obama kinda rhymes with lasagna? Makes you wonder who is REALLY running this country
fill ur pockets with spaghetti to prevent people from pickpocketing u
"wow i can’t believe i bought so much grocery shopping. my fridge is jam packed."
slowly, i open the door to my refrigerator to reveal rows upon rows of jam jars. plum. strawberry. raspberry. apricot. my fridge is jam packed.
hot showers will prepare me for the burning depths of hell